Fish Market Kolkata – ‘Macher Bajar’

I once asked one of my non Bengali friends to write me down a list of the so called ‘Bong Cliches’. Yes the ones we are silently proud of but tired of hearing nonetheless. The attributes and adjectives that have made our Tagore fed clan a well defined bulge on the face of this big wide universe. As you can already imagine ‘exaggeration’ has to be one of the entrants to the list.
So here was the list he handed me over

• Rosogolla
• Bhalobasha
• Nekami
• Babu Chele
• Mach
• Doi
• Adda.

An expected and predictable list so far with a preponderance about food and laze , he surprised me with his next entry.
Macher Bajar!

So what exactly is a Macher Bajar or a Fish Market on Kolkata?

In reality

Quite literally a market where fishes in all shapes, sizes and forms are sold by local vendors at particular times of the day.
A special spread is laid on Sundays and during festivities with options, prices and madness amped up in all the fairness.

What it is inside the head of a Bengali

It is war. Period. The energy, enthusiasm and nervous excitement is almost infectious! Larger than life ‘Boti’ s, the uninhibited shouts and calls from the vendors and the relentless shopper who is just not ready to give in. It surely is a battlefield.

The ‘Robibar’ er Macher Bajar ain’t for the faint hearted. Rethink and rewrite your mental imagery of a docile Bengali in this particular circumstance.

What exactly is the drill

Pretty simple. While some go fish hunting every single or alternate days as refrigeration tampers with the optimum sweetness and freshness of their Mach (fish), the others reserve the weekends especially Sundays for food for the stomach and soul.

If you notice carefully the shoppers according to their age, experience, individual mindsets and economic status fall into various categories.

1) The daily shopper –
They are the no-nonsense types.
Much like speedy delivery and prime members they know exactly where when and how to get the best deals without much excercise of their vocal cords or limb muscles.

2) The on-the-budget shopper
Mostly seen at the closing time or end of months, they are the classical opportunists. With the exact words and negotiations they will sneak in the lowest possible deal without you would know.

3) The newbies
Their nascent and naive pulse is palpable almost awkward amidst the roaring bustle. Sheepish moves, meek requests, judgemental glances from fellow veterans and vendors alike, well it is a hard learning curve for them.

4) The Veterans
Well they are the Big Bosses. The Mafia gang of the Mach Market. They have known and seen it all. Perhaps many of them just lurk around to ‘monitor’ the proceedings. Cheekily passing expert opinions and sarcasm alike, these folks are often found sipping on their ‘bhar’ er cha in a strategically placed tea shop.

What exactly do you bargain/ negotiate for

• Jyanto Mach ( alive and kicking in the slimy trays)
• Tatka Mach ( just fresh)• Check the Kanko (gills) to assess approximate time of catch
• Some prefer fish without fat and eggs while others buy them separately for typical Bengali recipes.
• Khoka Ilish is a big no no.

What are the favourite names in the market

‘MOURALA’, ‘PUTI’, ‘BELE’, ‘BATA’, ‘KOI’, ‘SINGHI’, ‘MAGUR’, ‘PAPDA’. Oh! and of course, there’s Ilish and Chingri, our precious!

What exactly do you carry with yourself

• The quintessential striped Bajar er Jhola with a few extra plastic bags just to be sure.
• Umbrella and water if you are planning to make it a long excursion.
• The grit and determination of a Ninja.

Why you should definitely do this once in a while

If you ask me, a weekly excursion to a Fish Market in Kolkata is no less effective than booking an appointment with your therapist. The kind of interactions, behaviour observations and social insights it brings in is invaluable. Who knows you can also make a friend or two over a favourite fish and post Bajar cup of tea. Let us call them the Mach Mates. No age, no religion, no intentions just the love for a good food on your plate and a well spent morning.

Do share with us your Bajar Tales

Stay happy
Devlina 😊

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10 thoughts on “Fish Market Kolkata – ‘Macher Bajar’

  1. The pic of the ‘no-nonsense shopper with the cap’ reminds me of my father. He does his macher bajar thrice-a-week and always flaunts the catch-of-the-day like a medalist, back-at-home.

    Loved the fine details in your write-up. 🙂 Off-topic: That green top is so lovely.

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